The 10 weirdest trademarks filed Oct 18–25, 2026

Real US trademark applications filed Oct 18–25, 2026. Every name here was filed with the USPTO by an actual business. Each one links to its official record.

1. THE SON OF SATOSHI HEIR TO THE GENESIS BLOCK BLOCK 1 S 00000000839A8E68 — A digital heir to a digital block, proving that even code needs a family tree.for nft software (class 9)
2. SPORTKWIMG IEKGOWHDR SCIPQWDY SCS — Fashion that speaks in tongues, or perhaps just a very confused keyboard.for men's clothing (class 25)
3. GRANDMAMASHAMANAUTS — When the spirit journey gets a little too loud, this name helps you find the rhythm.for spiritual podcasts (class 41)
4. ALL TALLOW NO BULL — Straight talk for your skin, with zero fluff and maximum hydration.for skin care products (class 3)
5. THAT BUS DOESN'T HAVE TO BURN. — A gentle reminder that some things really do not need to catch fire.for fire safety software (class 42)
6. DACHSHUND DETECTIVES — Small dogs, big clues, and the best kind of sniffing out the truth.for children's mystery videos (class 16)
7. THE PICKLE PRIEST — Medieval vibes meet brine, because why not add a little crunch to the history?for live entertainment (class 25)
8. THE CAT IN THE TUB GETS A TUMMY RUB — A cozy scene that makes you want to pause and pet the cat.for printed books (class 41)
9. RECOMBOBULATED — For when your brain needs a reboot, but you prefer the printed version.for behavioral study guides (class 16)
10. THE FASTEST SHOWER ON EARTH! — Speedy freshness for when you are in a hurry and need to look good.for cosmetic wipes (class 3)