The 10 weirdest trademarks filed Oct 26 – Nov 1, 2026

Real US trademark applications filed Oct 26 – Nov 1, 2026. Every name here was filed with the USPTO by an actual business. Each one links to its official record.

1. RECORDABLE CHRISTMAS TREE IN A BOTTLE — Holiday math is now officially a festive, bottle-contained experience.for christmas tree calculators (class 9)
2. WATER HEATERS IN A HURRY — Because waiting for hot water is the real emergency.for hasty plumbing services (class 37)
3. WE HARDEN THE TWO WEAKEST PARTS OF YOUR BUILDING: YOUR GLASS AND YOUR PEOPLE — Reinforcing the building and the team simultaneously is efficient.for glass and people training (class 37)
4. /USERS/PAOLALLINAS/DESKTOP/LOGOOK4U-2.PNG — A very specific file path for a very specific shade.for desktop path sunglasses (class 10)
5. GNOME YOUR FATE — The little guys are reading your future, one card at a time.for gnome tarot cards (class 16)
6. HINGED AIRFRAME FOR DELIVERY OF EXPLOSIVE SYSTEMS (HADES) — The name HADES really sells the dramatic package delivery concept.for explosive delivery drones (class 12)
7. HI-HELLO THE FLYING TURTLE — Aerial wildlife education with a surprisingly cheerful, high-pitched greeting.for flying turtle videos (class 41)
8. TISSUE IS THE ISSUE — Medical jargon meets a classic phrase in a very clinical way.for ultrasound probe covers (class 9)
9. THE ORIGINAL TACTICAL CANDY GUNMIES — Sweet treats with a surprisingly serious, combat-ready branding strategy.for tactical candy gunmies (class 30)
10. WOOOOFZUP — The name sounds like a happy dog greeting its owner.for pet supplement brand (class 5)